The World's Gone Batshit!

The world's gone batshit I tell ya
It's unfortunate, but true
There's still a war being faught
Between Muslims and Jews
It's crazy I tell ya
It's really got me vexed
That people kill each other over the semantics
Of 2000 year old texts
It's pandemonium I tell ya
It really is funny
That the U.S. supports the Zionists
And gives them lots of money
Because logically speaking
If you support a holy war
You're quite simply a dummy
And speaking of Zionism
If you support such beliefs
Then shouldn't the U.S. return its land
To the Cherokees and the Creeks?
Nah, we should just give them casinos
That should even things out
Giving back to the disenfranchised
That's what America's about!
And what about Osama?
We sure took him off the map
Too bad "he" baited us into a war of attrition
Guess "he" had the last laugh
And while people are killed
Over all this meaningless crap
The fat cats sit there counting our money
And we may never get it back...
Or will we...
"The Party for the Eradication of B.S., Illusion, and Compromised Agendas in Government aka The Transparency Party" website coming soon