Thought of the Day (Robin Goodfellow Edition)

Ancient Greece is too repressive and proper for the likes of the fairy kingdom. If only I were a 21st century man. A hobgoblin could do many great things given the current cultural conditions. I could have my own reality show, "Puck the Matchmaker," where I could set up celebrities on blind dates and manipulate them with my spells. Or I could try something different, like run for public office and apply my spells in that realm: "Robin Goodfellow: The Candidate with the Magic Touch." You want "smoke and mirrors" you say? Well, then I'm the man for the job. Modern society would appreciate my antics, unlike those ungrateful Elizabethan snobs.