Retraction of Certain Statements

Early on in this blog I said some pretty radical things that may have lead people to believe I am some sort of heartless zealot. I would first like to say that I do not condone poor kids robbing from middle to upper-class yuppies. I simply have a prejudice against the types of companies yuppies work for and therefore see such acts as chipping away at corporate America. So, to any yuppies I may have offended, I apologize. Secondly, I am far from a gun nut. I support the Second Amendment, but my general distrust in the competency of most Americans to safely and responsibly use firearms makes me wish our streets were completely clear of guns. Anyone can shoot someone, but a real man fights hand-to-hand. So drop the firearms and learn some martial arts people. I mean, wouldn't it be super sweet if we had a country full of kung fu masters battling out their disputes UFC style? The police could referee the fights and yell "FINISH HIM!," a la Mortal Kombat, at the end of the fight. Anyway, those are my two apologies and you won't see me issue them often, so relish these two.