Thought of the Day

Sometimes I feel inclined to become a zookeeper for the sole purpose of one day releasing all the animals from their enclosures and watching them wreak havoc on every human in sight. In fact, there should be a game show where they take lifers from prison and put them in the middle of a zoo. The animals would be released and the first criminal to make it out of the front gates of the zoo would be rewarded by being moved to a club fed-type penitentiary. Hopefully everyone would be mauled to death before they made it out.