Thought of the Day

It would be hysterical if every woman on Earth made a pact to abstain from sex for an entire year. I wonder if any men would become privy to the joke. Most of us would think we were going through a drought, but after consulting with our guy friends we would begin to realize no one was getting laid. After about 6 months, Maxim would conduct a survey and find that of the 100,000 men they polled, only 1,784 had had sex in the last 6 months. Every male Maxim subscriber would call the editors and demand to know the identities of the "Lucky 1,784" so they could ask them for advice, unaware that the "Lucky 1,784" were lying bastards. Chaos would erupt among the male community on a global scale. A man in Ohio would divorce his wife, utterly confounded by her transformation from an uninhibited, sex-crazed stripper to a prude and dignified "exotic dancer." Tiger Woods would attend three Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings a day, then eventually resort to banging dudes. Male porn stars would be out of work. Tim Tebow would be aloof and unaffected. After day 365 of the pact, women would break the news to the guys and an exorbitant amount of babies would be born 9 months later. Tim Tebow would see the unusually high number of newborns as a sign of more people becoming pro-life and he would host a special on Christian Television Network.