Thought of the Day

I feel bad for vegetarians. How can you abstain from eating steaks and chicken sandwiches? They're missing out on the most delicious foods and think they're morally superior to omnivorous people because they've the best interests of animals in mind. Please. I'm doing my part to keep the environment balanced. Plants are entirely more essential to maintaining a healthy planet than animals. They produce their own food and oxygen as waste, allowing everything else to live. Without plants, there'd be no cows in the first place, so I don't feel in the least bit sorry eating a hamburger. Plus, by eating farm animals I'm regulating the supply of vegetables for the snotty vegetarians to eat. So really, I think vegetarians should thank omnivorous people for keeping the cows, pigs, and chickens from eating all their food. I don't eat pigs though. They're smart so I respect their right to live.