Thought of the Day

For the longest time I've always thought I'd want to have kids when I meet the right person. Lately I've been reconsidering. It almost feels irresponsible to have a child these days. I don't want my kids thinking I'd something to do with the horrendous state of the world. Especially if Rick Perry is the next President. I don't think they'd be able to forgive me and I'd feel obligated to make it up to them in some elaborate way. I'd have to buy my daughter a pony and my son a flame thrower or something like that.