Thought of the Day

If I were a wealthy, single man, I would implement a "Gold-digger Screening Plan" to ensure the women I date are pure of heart. In addition to all my rich people possessions: chateau with a moat, private jet, Maybach, $3000 Italian suits, etc., I would have regular Joe possessions, such as a studio apartment, Honda Accord, and clothing from Kohl's and Burlington Coat Factory. When I met a prospective girlfriend, I would use the regular Joe stuff for the first few dates, then reveal the rich people stuff if she continues to go out with me. Of course, the plan could backfire if she gets offended by my rich guy distrust, in which case I would call my rich guy friends, hop in my rich guy Ferrari, drive over my rich guy moat to a rich guy bar, and order rich guy champagne while dancing to rich guy music. Rich girls, feel free to adopt the "Gold-digger Screening Plan" yourselves.