Thought of the Day

I'm thoroughly amused by juice heads at the gym who are completely top-heavy. Especially the ones with skinny legs. It's as if they have no sense of proportion. They must spend their entire lives doing nothing but bicep curls, bench presses, and flys. I've never seen one of these characters doing an exercise that engages more than two muscles. My favorite thing about these people is the only thing they could possibly excel at from a physical stand point is lifting weights. Their bodies are so disproportional they must fail at anything athletic. They're like the guys in strongest man competitions; so large their bodies are only fit for lifting, pushing, and pulling heavy objects. At least the strongest man behemoths are usually proportional. The top-heavy blockheads you observe at your local gym wouldn't be a factor in such competitions. The worst part is these dudes generally carry themselves with an air of overconfidence. I think there's a direct correlation between the size of their egos and their biceps. Example:

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