Dwight (the real menace)

There was this kid I met one day when I was too young to really understand why he did what he did. So I just did what he did because he said it made me stronger. Until one day I ran into an obstacle that he had been telling me to avoid my entire life. And without his guidance it was difficult to hurdle that obstacle without becoming an obstacle to myself. And by breaking a bond I had made with him a long time ago we became even better friends. And the dream we had been talking about since we met started to seem feasible. And so I started by burning a one dollar bill. And then more dollar bills kept showing up. And the two of us just burnt them down.