Sheetz (P.I.M.P.)

There was this dude from Florida I met one day who had a lot of swagger. He was really creative and loved to be involved in competitive atmospheres. Until one day he went to college in an atmosphere that was full of trickery and he lost his hunger for competition when he hurt his neck one day. But then he recovered and went back to kicking ass the only way he knew how. And then he moved to a beautiful island and started kicking ass in a number of things. And he never stopped until he dropped.