Heinrich (practicality)

There was this German tourist I knew one day. He knew exactly what the deal was because his parents knew what the deal was. He loved to drink and he wasn't afraid to show it. In fact, he drank so much he would eat entire bags of double-stuf Oreos and not give a fuck. Because he was German, and he could fix it by running a lot the next day. Until he realized that running wasn't really his thing it was someone else's. So he let that other person who taught him how to run do his thing. And they both took off and left all the problems they started with way behind them. And it was like they had a fresh start and could eat all the double-stuff Oreos in the world and not care what other people thought about them eating all the good things. Because they were practical and both loved to drink.