Fuckin' Up Forgan (Dead Presidents)

There was this guy I met one day who had all these tools to get what he wanted out of life. And he used these tools about as well as anyone I know. He used these tools so well that I figured his tools might one day allow me to get what I want. But then he got a really important job and he had to forget about his tools and use his computer. And then his computer started forgetting about its own tools. So this man with the really important job took the chip out of the computer and placed it on his shoulders. And the computer got a little too crazy and almost crashed. But then out of nowhere it fired up again and got sick all over everyone. And it didn't stop being sick until its program got its point across. And then we all stopped being Fuckin' Up Forgan and started being President Forgan.