Gordo (country tenacity)

There was this feisty jolly kid I met one day a long time ago. He loved delicious things and he loved to laugh at himself. He also loved to instigate situations. Until one day an even bigger instigator came along and started giving him a taste of his own medicine. And the feisty jolly kid didn't like this, but he never fought back. He just said all the nice things he possibly could about the other instigator because he knew that if he didn't there would be hell to pay. And then the two instigators started believing in each other, until one day they couldn't get a word in edgewise because their mouths got too slick.