Playing God (lawyers are the worst)

So I was picking up a case filing for a law firm at 975 F St. today and I think I may have enlightened the middle-aged secretary there. The office she was sitting in was immaculate. Perhaps the nicest I've ever seen. All modern-styled leather furniture with high ceilings and a giant spiral staircase. WTF? Anyway, I told the old lady how nice the office was and that I had seen nothing like it. She replied by telling me I should be a lawyer then. Please. My response: "Nah, there are too many lawyers. I'd rather play God." Hahahaha. She should have already known I'm a street attorney.